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Snowboard Supercross (SSX) is one of the best video game series ever. As a guy who has played who-knows-how-many skating, racing, and boarding games throughout my life, I can honestly say that I’d gladly pick any of the SSX games to go with me to a desert island.

Of course, since desert islands don’t usually have power, I’d probably be out of luck anyway. But that’s not important right now.

What is important is that I’m still regularly playing SSX On Tour almost five years after it came out, and waiting (im) patiently for the iPhone SSX, which should be ten hospitals’ worth of sick (sorry, that should read “SSick”).

In the meantime, I’ve discovered a bunch of online slots that keep my adrenaline up high enough to keep me going. Okay, so you don’t get quite the same rush playing online slots or any of the other cool games over at my online casino USA. It’s a different feeling, but just as much of a high — especially knowing that my money is on the line every time I spin the reels.

On the other hand, I never expected my SSX skills to earn me any money, and playing online slots I’ve already won enough to pay for the SSX iPhone app when it’s ready (EA, Apple, whoever, I’m still glaring at you so don’t read this and say “oh, he’s loving the online slots. Let’s go work on something else.”).

I figure that I’ve got to exercise my other skills a little to balance it out, so that’s why I created this website. Some of you out there may not know the wonders of SSX, and some may not understand these things called online slots. Maybe I can kill two birds with one stone…but who would want to kill even one? I guess only weirdos who haven’t yet discovered SSX and/or online slots, that’s who!